Tish Cyrus: I Did Not Raise My Daughter Miley To Be An Exhibitionist

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 1 October 2013


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Tish Cyrus sitting and wondering where in the world her and Miley's daddy Billy Ray went wrong in regards to Miley.

BEVERLY HILLS - Several entertainment publications and news agencies are reporting that at least Tish Cyrus, mother of Miley Cyrus, appears to be the one family member who still has some common sense left.

Speaking with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight Mrs. Cyrus remarked that she did not raise her daughter to be an exhibitionist.

She noted that her and Miley's daddy, the former country artist known as Billy Ray Cyrus differ in that respect.

Tish said that Billy Ray seems to think that it is cute for our daughter to be trapezing around semi-nude and making an absolute spectacle of herself.

Mrs. Cyrus went on to say that she can just imagine how their annual Thanksgiving Day dinner is going to go this year.

De Gallo tried to reach Miley's father to get his comment on his wife's comment but his assistant said that he was up in San Francisco checking out a 1962 Chevrolet Impala he has been wanting.

In Other News. An unnamed source has said that President Obama has instructed the IRS to go back 5 years and check Senator Ted Cruz's income tax returns with a fine tooth comb.

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