Hugh Hefner Says No To A Miley Cyrus Nude Layout

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 30 September 2013

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LOS ANGELES - The head of Playboy Magazine, Hugh Hefner has stated that his readers will not be seeing Miley Cyrus in the glossy pages of Playboy anytime soon; if ever at all.

The men's magazine mogul told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Miss Cyrus, though of age to appear in one of his mag spreads, just does not epitomize what American males who purchase his publication see as being a foxy looking red-blooded American girl.

He said that she would be more suited for publications such as Rolling Stone Magazine, Media Hound Illustrated, or perhaps Spain's new music magazine Musicista.

When Miley was contacted and asked to comment on Mr. Hefner's remarks she stuck out her gigantic tongue, did an air twerk, and said that Hefner's magazine is old-fashioned and will soon go the way of the hula hoop.

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