Mel Gibson Calls Miley Cyrus The Biggest Media Hound In Hollywood

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 2 October 2013

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Police shown at a recent Miley Cyrus concert in Cucamonga.

HOLLYWOOD - The man known as The Mad Aussie, Mel Gibson has said that he has to hand it to Miley Cyrus because the young woman certainly knows how to self-promote herself.

Gibson remarked to Bedroom Pillow Talk that he wonders if maybe Miss Cyrus is related to the greatest showman on earth, P.T. Barnum.

He noted that the former star of Hannah Montana is the biggest media hound in Hollywood, even eclipsing noted divas like Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Chelsea "The Dumpster" Handler.

Mel said that he recently had a talk with Miley's dad, Billy Ray Cyrus about his seemingly out-of-control daughter.

Billy Ray replied that everything that Miley does is calculated and she knows exactly what she is saying and doing.

SIDENOTE: Billy Ray Cyrus said that what Miley has said and done so far is nothing compared to what she is planning on saying and doing next.

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