Michelle Obama had affair with Joe Biden and Beyonce is their hush-hush secret

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Sunday, 8 September 2013

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Washington DC - A box of highly controversial documents once entrusted into Senator Ted Kennedy's safe keeping has come to light with the publication of an explosive new book about Beyonce Knowles.

Published this week under the title 'Heavens, Knowles' the memoir lays bare a three year tryst between up-and-coming Chicago lawyer Michelle Robinson and United States Senator from Delaware Joe Biden.

Written under the somewhat dubious-sounding pen name of Lois Caponata the memoir claims Beyonce was unofficially adopted soon after Michelle have birth to her in September 1981 in a secretive arrangement to keep Mrs Jill Biden sweet - and ignorant - of the affair and its carnal consequences.

Baby pics, DNA print-outs and a paper-trail leading to so-called 'adoption fees' are published in the book which hints that the singer's stellar career owes more to 'friendz in high places' than actual raw talent. Yeah.

Publicists' blurs seen by QM-NewsCorpse reporters describe how US First Ladies' sex flings with their husbands' Veeps have been part of a staple DC sex diet for generations, citing examples such as Jackie Kennedy and Lyndon B Johnson, Mamie Eisenhower and Richard Nixon, Pat Nixon and Gerald Ford, Barbara Bush and Dan Quayle, Hillary Clinton and Dan Quayle, Laura Bush and Dan Quayle, Tipper Gore and Dan Quayle ...[Enough bloody Dan Quayle. -'Ed']

But this might be a rare example of an extramarital fling where both parties eventually ended up at the White House, one as First Lady and the other as Vice President.

Commenting on the upcoming revelations an aide to singer Beyonce said 'WTF?' today as news of her birth secret began trending on the blogosphere.

Tipper Gore is 69.

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