Rob Pattinson Falls For The Gorgeously Ravishing Riley Keough, The Granddaughter of Elvis Presley

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 4 July 2013

HOLLYWOOD - The star of The Twilight Saga series is singing some mighty happy tunes as he is dating Elvis Presley's beautifully stunning granddaughter Riley Keough.

The two met in the frozen food section at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Beverly Hills and RPattz said they hit it off like peanut butter and jelly.

Riley, 25, is the daughter of Presley's lookalike daughter Lisa Marie Presley-Keough.

A close friend of 27-year-old Pattinson said that Rob told him that Riley has the beauty and charm of a princess. He was also surprised to learn that she has memorized his dialogue to every film that he has ever appeared in.

Rob, who said that Riley gives him some fantabulous feelings in his crotch region is extremely impressed with her movie starlet looks which he said put the habitual smirk that Kristen (Stewart) has all to shame.

The two are planning on heading south to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico where they will be the guests at The Puffy Taco Resort and Casino which is owned by Ryan Seacrest and Steven Tyler.

In Other News. Zydeco Dupree writes in his book Trivia Territory that Bubble gum was banned in Luxembourg back in the 60s because of the noise.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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