Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

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Huma has said that she is planning a trip to Pakistan to get away from Weinergate for a while.

NEW YORK CITY - A very close friend of Huma Mahmood Abedin, Anthony Weiner's wife said that all of the stress from the ongoing Weinergate saga is starting to get to her.

The unnamed friend spoke with Wyatt St. Yuma of The Gossipette Gazette and said that Huma has told her that she does not know how much more of this sexual carnival she can take.

Huma, whose father was from India and mother from Pakistan, confessed that it seems like every day there is something new that pops up on the Internet.

She said that just last night she saw photos of her husband sitting on a lap of a Hooter's girl in Dover, Delaware, and it appeared that the only thing he was wearing was a New York Yankees baseball cap.

The 37-year-old Huma also saw another photo of Mr. Weiner standing in front of a hot dog stand on Long Island and he was holding a hot dog in front of his crotch and pointing at it.

The inside source stated that Huma has paid an initial visit to noted Manhattan divorce attorney Lily Condoleezza Krizzwinski.

In Other News. Buckingham Palace has denied the rumors that Kate Middleton is already pregnant again.

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