Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 7 August 2013

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The owner of The Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina Del Rey has developed a drink in Lindsay's honor.

MARINA DEL REY - Lindsay Lohan has made it known in the past that out of all of the bars and lounges she has been in her very favorite one is The Drunk Duck Lounge in Marina Del Rey.

Lindsay has been going there for the past three years and she has become very good friends with the owner Hamilton Tuckmiller.

The club is frequented by such well known celebrities as Christina Aguilera, Charlie Sheen, Ke$ha, and Kobe Bryant.

Tuckmiller recently talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk about one of his best customers Lindsay Lohan.

He said that Charlie Sheen, Ricky Gervais, and Mel Gibson can all put away the brewski's but Lindsay has all of those dudes beat hands down.

And the interesting thing about Lindsay is that she can sit and mix and match her drinks all night and still be able to walk a semi-straight line.

The bar owner said that just in the 90 days that Lohan has been confined at the rehab clinic his business has gone down 7 percent.

But now that that the Queen of The Alcohol Scene is back he expects that percentage to return to the pre-rehab level.

SIDENOTE: Hamilton Tuckmiller said that to show how much he appreciates Lindsay Lohan's patronage he has named a drink in her honor. He said it consists of one part vodka, one part bourbon, one part tequila, and one part grenadine. He calls it The Freckle Faced Firecracker.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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