Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 9 July 2013

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Samantha Ronson is a DJ and was recently hired to play at a GOP fundraiser by Rush Limbaugh.

LOS ANGELES - Samantha Ronson has disclosed that she has received two letters from her ex-lesbian girlfriend Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan is presently confined to a rehab clinic and has stated that she has never felt more alone.

Ronson who was engaged to Lohan a couple of years ago revealed that the two had fallen passionately in love like Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder and had become engaged to be married.

According to The Gossipette Gazette Magazine, Lindsay eventually broke off the engagement due to the fact that Ronson was too skinny, very jealous, totally possessive, and she looked like an anorexic Justin Bieber.

But now as they say in Holland, the wooden shoe is on the other foot.

Lohan is reaching out to her former DJ lover and hopes to get back together with her when she is finished with rehab.

SIDENOTE: Samantha Ronson was contacted by The Gossipette Gazette and explained that she wants no part of a lesbian relationship with Lindsay Lohan because the freckle-faced feline is just too friggin fickle.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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