Paris Hilton To Star In TV Beach Show 'Baywatch Blue.'

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 1 August 2013

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Paris Hilton will star as a drug and vice police officer posing as a surfboard shop manager.

HOLLYWOOD - Paris "I'm Hot" Hilton has just announced that she has agreed to star in her very own television beach-police show Baywatch Blue.

Paris met with Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors at Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant in Beverly Hills.

Miss Vermicelli asked her how she felt having her very own television show. Paris took a sip of her Champagne Margarita and said that she feels as ecstatic as Kirstie Alley turned loose in a marshmallow factory.

Hilton said that she will be portraying Dandelion Diggymeister who manages a surfboard shop on the beach. But she is really undercover drug and vice squad officer Matilda Buxtongate.

Paris stated that the director and producer are giving her a lot of leeway as her character will dress in the skimpiest bikini swimsuits made and she will become the resident beach cougar.

Also starring with Hilton will be Zac Efron as surfing prince Cody Cantalini, Julianne Hough as the sexy bikini-clad lingerie model Skipper LaMarconi, and Boo Boo Stewart as Timmy Frackerfield who will develop a May-December relationship with Hilton's character.

SIDENOTE: The show will be filmed on the pristine beaches of Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and will be shot in Smell-O-Vision™

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