Queen Elizabeth Is Very Unhappy With Kate Middleton

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Tuesday, 7 May 2013

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Queen Elizabeth is very upset with her granddaughter-in-law, Kate Middleton. (Photo by Pixie Lott).

LONDON - Queen Elizabeth has said that she will not tolerate anyone in the royal family not adhering to established royal protocol.

Reports out of Buckhouse AKA Buckingham Palace state that the 87-year-old gal is sick and tired of reading about her grandson Prince William's wife being photographed topless, bottomless, and even wearing an Irish Spring Soap sweatshirt.

Queen Lizzy has stated publicly that if Kate keeps on acting like the English version of Lindsay Lohan then she will no longer be allowed to attend the traditional Thursday Evening Buckingham Palace Tea and Poker Game.

Kate Middleton was contacted by Loretta Piffinshaw with the Ta Ta For Now News Agency and asked what she thought about her grandmother-in-law's comments.

Kate, who is not the least bit bashful, stated that the queen mum needs to settle down, take a chill pill, and worry about the Buckingham Palace staff who are asking to be given a raise or they will quit.

In Other News. North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has said that as a devoted NBA basketball fan he hopes that Kobe Bryant decides to retire while he can still walk.

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