DETROIT - Adele had just run through the afternoon sound check for her sold out concert at The Carburetor Arena.
She was sitting in her backstage dressing room talking to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk.
Miss Chipotle asked the fantastic singer about her on-going feud with America's undisputed Queen of Mean, Joan Rivers.
Adele laughed and said that she pays attention to what Joan The Moan has to say about as much as she cares about Kim Jong Un's hygiene habits.
The English songstress did say that it is quite apparent that if Old Woman Rivers takes the time to viciously attack her then the old has-been bitch just has way too much free time on her hands.
Adele pointed out that there is no one on either side of the pond (The Atlantic Ocean) who has had more surgical stuff done to her body and her face than the Yiddish Yakker from Brooklyn.
She further noted that if Joan spent half as much time looking in the mirror as she does running her vulgar mouth and engaging in trash talking she might realize that she looks like a friggin space creature and do something about it.
The "Rolling In The Deep" singer then quipped that Joan has all the charm and looks of a dirty dish rag.
Adele remarked that she loved hearing her good friend comedian Zydeco Dupree recently ask a nagging Rivers on The View, "Hey horsey, who the hell lit the fuse on your tampon"?
She said that she texted Dupree right away and expressed her thanks for him putting the bitchette in her place.
Zydeco texted her back, "It was my pleasure doll. The museum piece once called me the N-word, so let me just say that I ain't finished with the cracker ho just yet."