After suffering through Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers and Little Fockers, thousands of desperate movie fans are begging the producers not to make any more sequels.
"For the love of God, I can't take anymore--please!" pleaded theatergoer Chaz Fusselcuff, who claimed he was hospitalized with a personality disorder and navel warts caused by sitting through too many Focker movies. "I'd rather wrap myself in bacon and sit naked in a hole with pissed off honey badgers and watch We Bought a Zoo over and over for a month rather than sit through any more Fockers flicks."
When asked to comment, Fockers producer Egbert Maltby laughed maniacally and said he had no plans to stop making sequels, adding, "My wife likes nice things and I have kids in college."
