Cyrus out--Watson in as star of Bonnie & Clyde miniseries

Funny story written by Francois Dubois, S.J.

Friday, 12 October 2012

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APACHE DUNGHEAP, Oklahoma (ABSNN) - Miley Cyrus backed out of negotiations to play the infamous Bonnie Parker in the upcoming Lifetime Network miniseries Bonnie & Clyde.

English actress Emma Watson has signed to replace Cyrus.

"It wasn't the money or the script Miley balked at," said Lifetime Producer Jean Harlow.

"She said it was 'creative differences' with the way the hair dresser would have to set her hair.

"I have a fade away high top now," said Cyrus. "That is how Bonnie Parker would wear it now, and that is how I insisted I wear it in the movie," Cyrus explained.

"And that isn't the only reason I backed out," she said.

"Bonnie Parker wrote horrible poetry."

Cyrus was paid $1,500,000 to just to review the script.

"It wasn't enough," she complained.

English actress Emma Watson has signed to play the Depression Era bad girl. She signed a contract reputed to be $5,000,000.

"It will be a change for me," Watson said.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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