Jack Nicholson and Sandra Bullock To Star In "PaulaGate - The General David Petraeus Story"

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 13 November 2012

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Noted Italian film director Bandini Borrapelli taking stills during his movie The Attack of The Zombie Emoticons.

HOLLYWOOD - One of the biggest political scandals to hit the nation in a while is already in the process of being made into a motion picture.

TouchRock Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that the movie based on The General David Petraeus - Paula Broadwell CIA Scandal will begin filming before Thanksgiving.

Award-winning Italian director Bandini Borrapelli will be directing the movie titled PaulaGate - The General David Petraeus Story.

Borrapelli stated that starring in the role of General Petraeus will be Jack Nicholson and Sandra Bullock will be portraying the generals mistress Paula Broadwell.

The famed director also revealed that Denzel Washington will star in the role as President Obama and former Major League Baseball player Bob Uecker will appear as Vice-President Joe Biden.

Halle Berry will star in the role of Michelle Obama and Gary Busey and Clint Eastwood will both appear as themselves.

Borrapelli said that he hopes that he can get the general to agree to be a consultant on his movie.

The motion picture will be shot on location down in Ensenada, Mexico, in order to take advantage of the beautiful year round weather, the fabulous Mexican food, and the freshest tequila in the entire Republic of Mexico.

Other Motion Pictures Directed By Bandini Borrapelli

  • The Attack of The Zombie Emoticons
  • The Cuties of Colombia Vs. The Vampires of Venezuela
  • The Attack of The Naked Nocturnal Vampires of Norway
  • The Gay Barbarians Vs. The Vampires of Vancouver

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