Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume "Liz and Dick" Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 26 November 2012

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Sales of Lohan's "Liz & Dick" Perfume have shot up 2,000 percent due to the movie premier.

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan and her look-a-like mom Dina sat in her mansion Lucky LohanLand and watched the Lifetime premier of her movie Liz & Dick.

The film covers the tumultuous story of the relationship, marriage, divorce, relationship, and second marriage of Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton.

All throughout the film, Lindsay made it a point to tell her mom exactly what she was feeling while she was filming each particular scene.

She giggled as she told her mom that during most scenes she was craving food such as pizza, Twinkies, nachos, and escargot.

LiLo, as she is known by her close friends and residents of The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women, said she got the chills during many of the movie scenes that involved drinking, smoking, and arguing.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Which was pretty much every single scene in the movie.]

Young Lohan told her mom that she was just glad that there wasn't an automobile wreck scene in the script because she would not have been able to film it, even though she just happens to be one of Hollywood's top actresses (her words).

As she talked to her attractive mom she received a phone call from a representative of the company that manufactures her brand new perfume named Liz & Dick.

She was informed that due to the tremendous success of the film, Liz & Dick perfume orders had just increased by 2,000 percent.

Her mom was overjoyed and told her that now she will be able to repay Charlie Sheen the $100,000 he gave her to pay her income taxes.

Lindsay grinned, took a sip of her Papaya Margarita and replied, "Ahh maybe yes, maybe no."

SIDENOTE: The producers of Liz & Dick were so happy with Lohan's portrayal of Elizabeth Taylor that they are thinking of casting her in a prequel film Liz & Eddie, about her marriage to Eddie Fisher.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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