New family movie "Whore" is rated R

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Sunday, 23 December 2012

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Sarah Jessica Parker is also in this movie

Walt Disney Studios has released its new movie "WHORE" and kids are not allowed to watch it. The movie has a lot of dirty and uncensored scenes. The show also contains a lot of bad words and racist language.

Apparently the Disney official movie president, David Leafield said that these days Disney movies are lame and also expensive, so he launched this movie to help Disney rise back to its stardom.

The movie "WHORE" is suppose to be a story about the life of teenage girl called Susan Johanson (starring Justin Bieber), who needed some money to save an animal shelter which had her favourite horse Sarah Jessica Parker.

In order to save the shelter she became an whore working for a local strip club. She later gets kidnapped by aliens, who are trying to rape the people of earth. Fortunately the great Morgan Freeman comes to her rescue.

Will they win? Disney promises this to be their biggest hit in decades.

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