Britney Spears - Sweat Pants and Cigarettes

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 29 January 2013

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Britney sitting in the patio section of a Burger Bandit in Santa Monica.

SANTA MONICA - Some of Britney Spears' close friends have expressed some concern over the "Oops!...I Did It Again" girl.

Hollywood Innuendo is reporting that ever since Spears got canned from her $15 million a year X-Factor judges gig she seems to have gone into a Whatever Mode.

Fajita San Guacamole caught up with Britney at a Burger Bandit in Santa Monica.

She noted that the ex-X-Factor judge was dressed in purple sweat pants, a well-worn Baltimore Ravens T-shirt, green flip flops, and her hair was tied in a pony tail with a bread loaf twist tie.

Britney was also smoking a Marlboro Cigarette and she was not wearing any makeup. San Guacamole observed that she looked a lot like Ann "Giddy Up" Coulter.

It is no secret that ever since her and Jason Trawick called off their engagement that the blonde singer has been quite depressed, despondent, and quasi-bitchy.

She is still furious at Trawick for telling Tittle Tattle Tonight that she snores so loud she can drown out the television.

When Spears was asked about the rumor that she has a crush on Simon Cowell, she blushed and said that the rumor was just simply a rumor and nothing more than a rumor.

In Other News. Todd Palin told Anderson Cooper that his wife Sarah Palin is so upset at getting fired from her $1 million per year job at FOX News that she is refusing to eat, drink, or take a shower.

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