Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 22 January 2013

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Madonna at 54, is embarrassed at her bingo arms. (Photo by David Letterman).

BROOKLYN - It's being reported that Madonna's manicurist has disclosed that the aging songstress has been having some horrendous mood swings as of late.

Madonna, who is 54, recently told Hollywood Innuendo that she feels like the music world is starting to pass her by.

She noted that she finally understands how the Dixie Chicks must have felt after they made their career suicidal remark about President George Dubya Bush back in 2003.

The woman who sang about the "Material Girl" has now crossed over into the realm of soon becoming a "Material Grandmother."

A close unnamed friend recently disclosed that Madonna's only saving grace is to date younger men AKA boy toys in order to keep her from looking like the old singer that she is.

It is basically the old Demi Moore type of aging strategy, but time after time, that strategy has proved to simply be a postponing of the inevitable.

Jennifer Lopez, who is involved in a May-December relationship with a boy young enough to be her son, will eventually catch him looking lustfully at females more in his age category.

Madonna has said that if she keeps on feeling miserable about the fact that her career seems to be on pause mode, she will probably consider moving up to Alaska.

SIDENOTE: Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Madonna is planning on appearing on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars and she hopes she gets partnered with Maksim "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Chmerkovskiy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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