Madonna's Infamous Conical Bra Fetches $51,971

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

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Capricorn W. Puffenpick of Luxembourg owns a bra that belonged to Marilyn Monroe. (Photo from The Mickey Rooney Collection).

LONDON - The highly respected Christie's Music Memorabilia Auction was held recently and it brought in lots and lots of money.

Madonna's conical bra, which was expected to sell for $3,140, ended up being sold for an astounding $51,971.

It was reportedly purchased by a Mr. Capricorn W. Puffenpick of Betzdorf, Luxembourg. Puffenpick informed Chatsworth Wiggonholt with London's Ta Ta For Now News Agency that he wanted the conical bra to go with two other noted bras in his famous bra collection.

When asked by Mr. Wiggonholt about the other two bras he smiled and replied that one bra is the one that Elizabeth Taylor wore in the epic motion picture Cleopatra.

He stated that the other famous bra is the one that Marilyn Monroe was wearing when she sang "Happy Birthday" to President John F. Kennedy in celebration of his 45th birthday.

Also sold at the auction was an autographed guitar pick that once belonged to the Beatles drummer Ringo Starr. It sold for $13,201.

One of Ringo's left handed drumsticks was auctioned off for $903.

A pair of Tuesday panties that were worn by Petula Clark the day she recorded her hit song "Downtown" sold for $7,917. They were also purchased by Capricorn Puffenpick.

And in one of the more interesting auction items of the evening. Colette Coquette of Ringkobing, Denmark, bet on and purchased a sandwich baggy that contained three marijuana seeds that allegedly once belonged to either Mick Jagger or Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones.

The auction price was $1,683. Miss Coquette had to sign a legal document stating that the seeds would remain in the sandwich baggy as a keepsake and would not be planted.

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