Madonna and Rihanna Doing Some Trash Talking

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 8 November 2012

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Madonna is just not happy unless she is degrading, insulting, or attacking a fellow celebrity. (Photo by Rico Chorizo).

BROOKLYN - The singer known as Madonna appears to be at it once again.

The woman who enjoys getting into feuds about as much as Wynonna Judd enjoys getting into a box of Girl Scout Cookies has just hurled an insult at Rihanna.

Madonna remarked to Tilapia Frisbee with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue that the Caribbean cutey needs to have her head examined due to the fact that she has gone back to her ex-boyfriend, Chris "The Beater" Brown.

The former Material Girl and now Material Granny said that if any man beat up on her the way Christina (sic) did on Rihanna he would find himself singing soprano in The New Village People.

Madonna said that Rihanna is a sexy, gorgeous-looking woman but even if she looked like Sarah Bernhardt, Courtney Love, or Rhea Perlman, there is never an excuse for a man to take his fists to a woman, unless of course the woman acts like a man and starts hitting and kicking first; and then all bets are off.

Rihanna was contacted and asked to comment on Madonna's comments. The Barbados beauty replied by saying that Madonna is so old that rumor has it that when she was born there were only 42 states.

Ri-Ri added that the only difference between Madonna and a tuna fish is that the tuna fish has much smaller lips and doesn't have that fishy smell.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Madonna and Rihanna have both been booked to appear on an upcoming edition of Jay Leno's Tonight Show.]

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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