Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Finally Back Together

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 28 September 2012

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Rob and Kristen stand to make a tremendous amount of money for their upcoming film Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2.

LOS ANGELES - Liz and Dick did it. So did Robert and Natalie. Those two famous couples Taylor, Burton, Wagner, and Wood married divorced and remarried.

Now Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were never married but for all practical purposes they may as well have been.

The Twilight Two, as Kalamazoo, Michigan Mayor Bobby Hopewell calls them, did literally everything together including getting his and hers tonsillectomies.

Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that after being apart for two months, the two lovebirds RPattz and K-Stew are back in the saddle again as cowboy crooner Gene Autry used to sing out on the lonesome prairie.

Carolina Chipotle of BPT spoke with both Twilight actors and said that Rob has totally forgiven Kristen for her temporary indiscretion with her accent coach Rayburn Fandersketti, 41, on her recent film Snow White And The Huntsman.

Pattinson told Miss Chipotle that Kristen promised him that she will never again use an accent coach on any of her movies.

Meanwhile Stewart stated that Fandersketti initially told her that he wanted to kiss her in order to feel the exact shape of her mouth and lips so that he could make any needed adjustments to her speech enunciation.

The bottom line is that Rob, 26, and Kris, 22, are back together and are presently staying in the Los Feliz mansion of one of Rob's best friends veteran Hollywood stuntman Stuyvesant "Chip" Chippatelli

SIDENOTE: Carolina Chipotle stated that she could not dispel the rumor that the producers of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn: Part 2 movie paid Rob and Kristen $1 million each to get back together in order to not hurt the publicity and ticket sales of the upcoming blockbuster movie.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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