Lindsay Lohan Blames Her Vagina For the $50.000 Chateu Marmont Bill

Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 30 August 2012

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Lindsay Lohan is shuffling the blame game from point A to point B once again. This time it's hotel bill, hotel bill, who owes the hotel bill.

According to Lindsay she was under the impression the production Liz and Dick was picking up the tab in perpetuity, universe wide, from now to forever. Production wrapped two months ago on the film but it seems Lindsay thought the film would be paying her hotel tab indefinitely.

$50.000 is a pretty stiff tab to be running up in two months but when you're using $700 a day in mini bar tabs it adds up quick like. $14 cigarettes don't help either.

There is a big liquor store 100 yards away from the Chateu that sells totally reasonable booze and ciggs but that might make some kind common since.

The biggest item on the bill is the vagina maintence products. Summers Eve douche, sex toys, and
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"It costs a lot to keep a vagina in tip top working order", Lindsay said, "my vagina is my happy, happy, joy, joy, toy so I feed her whatever she wants".

In this case it's just the cost of doing business. The Chateu should understand this and adjust the bill accordingly. Be reasonable in the past Lindsay paid off bills that totaled $790,000.

Besides she thought Liz and Dick were picking the tab up.


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