In an unprecedented move today the National Weather Service has for the first time, declared a human being a overwhelming force of nature. They deemed Lindsay Lohan a localized, biocane. A biocane is a human hurricane.
A hurricane is a weather front that both blows and sucks. Just like Li-Lo. It brings on devastation and destruction where ever it goes. Just like Li-Lo. Leaves an area in total disarray when it leaves. Just like Li-Lo. It gains power and becomes more unpredictable as it goes further down it's path. Just like Li-Lo. The comparisons are uncanny.
Meteorologist Sam LeBrea said, "if there was ever a more clean cut need for a new term, I've never seen it. She is a hurricane, where ever she goes it's a whirlwind, it's our duty to warn people about impending danger so they can prepare themselves in
advance".
According to the National Weather Service if you see Lindsay Lohan coming your way you better batten down the hatches, it about to be a bumpy, wet ride.
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You can't get mad at weather because weather's not about you. Apply that lesson to most other aspects of life.
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