LeAnn Rimes Enters Rehab

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 31 August 2012

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LeAnn says that she recently opened up a fortune cookie that read "You get self to rehab now chop chop.")

LOS ANGELES - The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic will soon have a new celebrity patient. And amazingly enough it is not Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Charlie Sheen, or Demi Moore.

Country music recording artist LeAnn Rimes, who just turned 30, will soon be checking into The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic due to very personal reasons.

Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle spoke with Rimes' pedicurist Ramon of Redondo Beach.

Ramon stated that LeAnn is very shy about personal things but the reason she decided to check herself into rehab is because of extreme anxiety from under eating, excessive dieting, and guilt stemming from husband stealing.

Miss Swizzle asked Ramon if the fact that LeAnn's husband Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife Brandi Glanville is writing a book in which she unfavorably mentions Rimes a total of 217 may have something to do with her anxiety.

Ramon giggled as he sipped on his Diet Passion Fruit Margarita and said that the answer would be a hearty and resounding yes.

He added that Rimes confided to him that Brandi has already hired the legal services of Ginger Allred and she is reportedly going to file a $17.3 million lawsuit on grounds of E Pluribus Alienation of Affections.

Meanwhile Cibrian has pleaded with his ex-wife to drop the lawsuit and he has expressed to her that if she does that LeAnn and he will name their first child after her, if it's a girl of course.

SIDENOTE: Glanville has said that she has hundreds of intimate photos and compromising videos that were secretly taken of LeAnn and Eddie and that they will soon be offered to super market tabloids Say What? and Just Saying.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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