Lindsay Lohan Is Threading On Very Thin Ice

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 31 July 2012

LOS ANGELES - It has not been a good year for Lindsay Lohan as the freckle-faced, troubled girl has already been involved in two automobile accidents.

And in both cases she rear-ended the other vehicle which leads many to believe that she is just not paying attention to her driving due to the fact that she could either be playing video games while driving or texting while driving.

Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune asked noted attorney Ginger Allred if the rumor that LiLo Lohan had contacted her about representing her were true.

Allred, cousin of the highly reputable lawyer Gloria Allred, stated that she has not been approached by Lohan or anyone representing her.

She did add that just off the record she would strongly urge that Miss Lohan not get behind the wheel of any vehicle until she seeks professional help both for her uncontrolled actions and for her atrocious driving habits.

Miss Allred stressed that Lohan is threading on very thin ice and she is extremely lucky that so far no one has been hurt in either accident.

She then explained that if someone does get hurt then she (GA) will make it a point to do her best to represent the injured party.

Miss Mixx asked her why and the famous attorney responded by saying that it is all about the green stuff; money.

She divulged that if Lohan injures someone then she will be sued for everything she's got and when the opposing attorney gets through with her the only thing that the Hollywood starlet will have left will be hundreds and hundreds of freckles.

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