Paris Hilton and Chelsea Handler To Star With Ron Jeremy In The R-Rated Film "Thinking Outside The Box"

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Wednesday, 29 February 2012


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Paris Hilton says if Hollywood keeps ignoring her she might end up moving down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

LOS ANGELES - Gladiator Pictures in association with Pipe Dream Films has just announced that filming will soon begin in the Ron Jeremy - Paris Hilton movie Thinking Outside The Box.

The motion picture will be directed by Bandini Borrapelli and will co-star Chelsea Handler who is currently involved in a no holds barred feud with Joan "The Moan" Rivers.

Hilton recently told Hacienda Dakota of Hollywood Vis-รก-Vis that since her last reality show The World According To Paris was cancelled she has been out of the public spotlight.

The Hollywood celebutante said that she cannot stand for people to ignore her and not focus on every little thing that she is doing.

She was quick to add that for example one day last week she went to Venice Beach and she wore a very skimpy shocking pink bikini swimsuit that was so small that the whole thing could easily fit inside a plastic sandwich bag.

Paris was absolutely devastated that not one member of the paparazzi showed up. And in fact the two dozen or so guys that were on the beach did not even give her a second look and Paris pointed out that out of the 24 probably only 11 or 12 were gay.

The fake blonde expressed to Miss Dakota that she now knows exactly how Pamela Anderson feels.

In the Borrapelli movie, Paris will star as Kiki Ficklechek, secretary to Congressman Rialto F. Peterbuilt. Chelsea will star as Lucretia Doodydipper-Peterbuilt, wife of the congressman.

Congressman Peterbuilt's wife decides to test her husband's faithfulness and she pays Miss Ficklechek $2,000 to try and see if she can seduce her husband.

Ficklechek confesses to her boss what his wife has asked her to do and he turns the tables on her by having an affair with Miss Ficklechek and having her tell his wife that he flat out rejected her.

The movie is based on a book by the same name written by Stetson Zimmerfuggle who also wrote the award-winning vampire story Snow White And The Horny Vampire Hunters of Hungary which starred Kristen Stewart and Johnny Depp.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ron Jeremy has starred in over 28,000 adult films and he has won three Academy Awards for three of his movies including 'Jack & Jill & Joan Went Up The Hill,' 'The Real Reasons Snow White Dumped The Seven Dwarfs,' and 'Lois Lane Reveals Some Shocking Secrets About Superman.']

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