Sluttymobile Makes Paris Hilton Look Like a Virgin

Written by George C Looney

Wednesday, 15 February 2012

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Sluttymobile in the stink says Dick Pickle

(New York)Wall Street investors are very nervous after it has been revealed that Sluttymobile phone company is being investigated for fraud and insiders say the details make Paris Hilton look like a Virgin.

It is understood that Sluttymobile has been slapping unsuspecting customers with excess data fees for data they have never even used.

In an exclusive interview with, racing driver and animal lover Paris Hilton said "people know I am no longer a Virgin". And Slutty mobile has been acting like a whore.

Slutty mobile which has been caught in the stink is accused of attributing false data usage onto consumer accounts often amounting to thousands of dollars and then when the customer complains they offer to help pay 75% of the costs. Most customers fall for it said Sluttymobile Customers Service Rep Dick Pickle pointing out that Sluttymobile charges such exorbitant fees for excess usage they only need to add a couple of hundred megabytes onto the bill to cream hundreds of fraudulent dollars extra from each customer.

Microsoft CEO and Windows Phone 7 enthusiast Steve Ballmer was unavailable for comment though agreed Sluttymobile makes Paris Hilton look like a Virgin. And everyone knows Paris Hilton is not a Virgin.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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