Written by Rebel Not Taken

Monday, 23 January 2012

image for Rosie 47 stitches up Harry Redknapp.
Rosie 47 caught barking by CCTV camera in a Monaco bank.

Harry Redknapp was twitching like a pigeon today after it was revealed in court that his dog had opened a secret bank account in Monaco.

The jury was told how the Old Bill had been following the trail of 'Arry's dog, who was operating under the moniker Rosie 47, after it had deposited £195,000 in an offshore account.

"It used to be a trific little dog, but it's heads been turned by other dogs and it has become a right crooked mongrel", said Redknapp.

"The thieving hound has been finding brown paper bags full of cash, burying them in the back garden, and schlepping down to Monaco to deposit them in the bank without me knowing", twitched 'Arry.

"When the filth first asked me about Rosie 47, i thought they were talking about one of Wayne Rooney's old prossies", joked the Spurs' manager.

But Redknapp could be in the doghouse himself after his dog denied the bona fide accusations.

"I never done nuffink and i know nuffink about it. Old candle wax face is trying to mug me off and stitch me up like a kipper. 'Arry is a pedigree chump and it's his collar you should be feeling", barked Rosie 47.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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