BILLINGSGATE POST - Catholic Church leaders vow to secede from Union rather than obey new decree from Devil's Handmate, President Barack Obama. Yesterday, the President's health chief, Kathleen Sebelius, decreed that the Catholic Church must provide employees with contraception coverage despite their moral objections.
"Evidently, the President did not get the message," New York's Cardinal-designate Timothy Dolan said. He was referring to the ruling that the Supreme Court made two weeks ago. In that ruling the Justices unanimously scolded the administration for trying to tell churches and church-based organizations that the government knew best as to who they could hire and fire.
Church leaders, including Dolan, had lobbied vigorishly to persuade Sebellius to grant an exemption from Obamacare's uniform-care-for-all-standard.
"I have a message for you to deliver to the President," Archbishop Dolan said to Sebelius. "Tell Numb-Nuts that he is not messing with some white-hating preacher screaming "GOD DAMN AMERICA!"
"To put it into a vernacular that he might better understand, I'be duh apponed hed of duh mos powful dicese of dees Unigh Staes. He be foo to mess wif me."
