Donald Trump To Buy Madison Square Garden

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 18 January 2012

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Madison Square Garden is home to the NBA New York Knicks. (Photo by Kim Kardashian).

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump in a surprise move has made an offer to purchase the world's most famous arena Madison Square Garden.

The billionaire who still is considering running for the office of president of the United States told a close friend Guido "The Silencer" Pallatini that he has had his eye on the place that is home to the NBA New York Knicks, the NHL New York Rangers, and the NCAA New York Red Storm

When asked why the interest in owning Madison Square Garden Trump grinned, patted his hairdo, and remarked that he wants it for several reasons. One, he wants to use it as a television studio for his hit show Celebrity Apprentice.

And two he wants to use it as a political arena from which he plans on launching his independent candidacy for president on his own Hairdo Party.

Trump said that he has figured out that the money he would make by renting the Garden out to the Knicks and the Rangers alone would be enough for him to build a brand new 73 story building in Central Park.

The man with the "Hairdo From Hades" has also hinted that he wants to buy Central Park and and build the world's largest mall complete with petting zoo, Ferris Wheel, and pole dancing lounge.

Trump has stated many times that by the time he gets through he may have enough money to buy the Great Wall of China, ship it to America, and set it up around the Statue of Liberty.

In other news. Michele Bachmann says that she misses running in the GOP presidential race so much that she has broken out in hives, she's developed a nagging cough, and her uterus is starting to tilt toward her belly button.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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