Miley Cyrus Says That This Years Christmas Present From Her Mom And Dad Is The Worst One She Has Ever Received

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 26 December 2011

image for Miley Cyrus Says That This Years Christmas Present From Her Mom And Dad Is The Worst One She Has Ever Received
Miley has five tattoos including one of a salmon tattooed on the bottom side of her left foot.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Miley Cyrus has admitted that lately she has been keeping quite a low profile. She has stated that she really wants to concentrate on getting rid of her devil-may-care attitude and bad-girl reputation.

Miley said that she wants to get away from doing immature things such as planking, playing spin the bottle, and lap dancing.

She confessed that she realizes that acting like a teenage version of Madonna is not going to really get her anywhere except for maybe a stay at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

The young songstress said that she wants to once again gain some respect like the kind she had when she was starring in Hannah Montana.

She noted that she is really upset that she did not win some Emmies for her work on that show especially the episode where she fought off the great white shark with her Hannah Montana Action Figure Doll.

Miley commented that well known individuals such as Oprah Winfrey, Len Goodman, Ozzy Osbourne, Nancy Pelosi, Brett Favre, and Vice-President Joe Biden told her that Hannah Montana was their favorite show.

Young Cyrus has remarked that she wants to definitely expand her fan base and that she is in the process of getting ready to go into the recording studio to record a CD geared to the over 60 age group.

She said that the CD will be a duet with Kathy Lee Gifford, 58, and will be titled, Miley Cyrus and Kathy Lee Gifford Sing The Favorite Songs of President Abraham Lincoln.

Miley has revealed that she was really disappointed at the Christmas present that her parents, the country music artist formerly known as Billy Ray Cyrus and her mother the stay-at-home mom known as Tish, bought her this year.

The 19-year-old singer said that her parents gave her a $10,000 gift certificate good for removing everyone of her five body tattoos.

She said that her mom is a firm believer that the only people who should have tattoos are pirates and members of the U.S. Navy.

Miley says that she is sticking to her guns and does not plan on having her tattoos removed.

Her mom has told her that if she does not have the tattoos removed by January 1, 2012, that she will never again make her favorite dishes including Stir Fried Duck Chins, Blue Jay Cordon Bleu, Sweet & Sour Woodchuck Lips, and Reconstituted Enchiladas.

In other news. December 30, is National Give Thanks For Potatoes Day, except in Idaho, where it's that every day.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more