Kardashian Sisters Release New Christmas CD

Funny story written by P.M. Wortham

Monday, 12 December 2011

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Ho, Ho, Ho

Not to be outdone by the Christmas CD releases by Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber, the Kardashian sisters have rushed their own collection of holiday classics to stores in time for the last minute shopping rush.

Featuring the three reality show celebutantes on the cover of the album with the simple title of "Ho Ho Ho", Kim, Chloe and Kourtney perform some of their personal favorites from a list of holiday standards but have added four original songs as well. Ho, Ho, Ho CD producer Melvin Stankman expects sales to be brisk despite the late release. "These girls really have something. I don't know that it is actually, but it sells".

Including a bonus music video featuring the formerly married but now available Kim singing her new single, "C'mon down for my cookies, Santa", the Christmas CD double set is selling like hotcakes, according to most retail stores. "Well, the video is pretty hot", says 15 year old CD buyer Tommy Bartles. "I don't know the words to the song really, I usually turn the volume off and watch Kim and her red bustier up in my room".

"We had to go for an angle we thought would represent the Kardashian girls well", says Stankman. Then their mother reportedly stepped in change the Chrstmas classic theme into something a little more marketable. "After seeing that Mariah Carey video, throwing her butt in the air while Bieber peeks around the corner with a smile, I figured all bets were off" says Stankman.

Along with standards that include White Christmas, Jingle Bells, and Frosty the Snowman, the Kardashians new tracks include:

1. C'mon Down for My Cookies, Santa
2. Oh, Horny Night
3. The 12 Rings of Dating
4. God, Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Over at My Place

The Kardashian Sister's Ho, Ho, Ho Christmas CD is available for $17.95 in stores now.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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