Kim Kardashian Reportedly Ready To Dump Her Unemployed NBA Husband of Two Months Kris Humphries

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Thursday, 27 October 2011


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Kim Kardashian says she wants the NBA Lockout to end so her new husband Kris Humphries can go back to work.

HOLLYWOOD - The Kardashian Klan has been spending their Monday evenings and Tuesday evenings sitting in their assigned front row seats at Dancing With The Stars.

The three big-butted KKK sisters, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have been cheering on their brother Rob Kardashian who is a contestant on this season's DWTS show.

Rob told Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld that he has really enjoyed having his sisters there rooting for him and his partner Cheryl Burke who he says has the smoothest thighs that he has ever felt.

He remarked that his youthful looking mom Kris and her husband former Olympian Bruce Jenner have also been at all of the live broadcasts.

And sitting with the Kardashian family are currently 'unemployed' NBA players Lamar Odom who is married to Khloe and Kris Humphries who is married to Kim.

Miss Wine asked Lamar, who plays for the Los Angeles Lakers, if he thinks that the NBA Lockout will be lifted or if the entire season will be scrapped. He shook his head and remarked "Well ta be totally trooful witcha I juss duzz not know no way no how."

She then asked New York Nets player Kris Humphries the same question but before he could answer Kim jumped in, "I'll say one thing, these crybaby greedy owners better get their sh*t together and give the mistreated players what they want because I for one am getting pretty tired of having my unemployed brand new husband just sitting around the house all day while I am out working my ass off having photos taken and modeling swimsuits, bras, and high heels."

Wine asked Humphries if he would like to answer the question. He started to say something when Kim interrupted him a third time. But this time Kris stood up, he shot Kim the finger, and walked out of the dance arena.

Kim looked at Wine and said, "Now you see what you have gone and done?"

Wine told her that she did not do anything and that she just wanted Kris to answer a question without it seeming like he was simply a gigantic puppet and the words were coming out of her (Kim's) mouth.

Kim fumed and said that she has just about had it with Humpy and that she is seriously thinking about dumping him and getting their two month old marriage annulled.

"On what grounds?" Wine asked.

"On the grounds that he does nothing all day but sit around the house drinking Dos Equis Beer, eating pretzels, and talking to the likes of Kobe Bryant, Steve Nash, Carmelo Anthony, and Manu Ginobili on his cell phone."

TV ClickerWorld will stay with the Kim Kardashian-Kris Humphries story and see if Kim goes through with her threat or if she is just putting on one of her patented bullshit acts for publicity.

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