Written by Jalapenoman

Saturday, 30 April 2011

image for Cunard Ship Lines To Merge With Aero Lingus To Create New Travel Giant Cun-A-Lingus
Even a Cun-A-Lingus needs a little tug now and then

A new transportation giant will be created when Cunard Ship Lines merges with Aero Lingus. The new company, to be named Cun-A-Lingus, will be the largest company of its type in the world.

Richard Licker, a spokesman for the merged company, said that "we foresee Cun-A-Lingus as bringing a lot of pleasure to travelers around the world. Whether people prefer to go down on a ship for their vacations or to fly to new heights, Cun-A-Lingus will be there to make their trip a wonderful and fulfilling experience."

"Cun-A-Lingus expects to be providing our passengers with our special services, at reasonable rates, for many years to come. Whether you are experiencing us for the first time or are a seasoned, well traveled veteran, we're sure that Cun-A-Lingus can always make your day better."

While some doubters thought that the story smelled "a little fishy," Licker promised that everything was on the up and up.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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