According to an entertainment insider, porn star Rachel Oberlin and model Natalie Kenly simultaneously blew their breast implants while performing a sex act on Charlie Sheen at his Beverly Hills mansion Tuesday.
The insider, a friend of Charlie's who had just come over to visit for the day, claims he heard screams of "Winning!" "Winning" coming from Sheen's upstairs bedroom and then he heard what sounded like "two large pops."
"I swear, they were like cannons goin off in there!"
When the friend rushed into the bedroom, he found a naked Kenly straddled on Sheen in the famed cowgirl position.
"They were crying and there was this plasma lookin' stuff everywhere," the source continued. "I immediately noticed two things:
1. Their breasts had shrunk from Christy Canyons to Betty Whites.
2. Charlie was wasted outta his mind. He was barely coherent, and he had on nothing but a "Screw Warner Bros T-shirt."
The friend immediately called 911 and the girls were taken to nearby Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
Sadly, their breasts had shriveled up too much to be saved. The girls are expected to recover though.
Sheen eventually returned our calls about the incident Wednesday morning, saying, "They're fine! These broads are my little angels! They'll be back hot and cooking in no time!"
When asked about the rumor he is planning a major sex orgy including Brittney Spears, Ozzy Osbourne and Eddie Long, the Atlanta pastor sued by two former parishioners on molestation charges, the former "Two and A Half Men star" responded with "No comment," and a sly wink.
