Since mask mandates have lifted and people are no longer forced to stay at home against their will, everybody wants to fly fly away! To go anywhere! ANYWHERE – just get me the fuck outa here! There has been a lot of trouble over people trying to g…
PEORIA, Illinois - (Satire News) - The Supersonic Concorde went belly up due to the Trumpapalooza Virus, problems with the on-board compass mechanism, and the fact that it's astoundingly fast speed basically scared the shit out of a lot of seasoned p…
NUEVO LAREDO, Mexico – Mexico’s national news agency, El Ole News, confirmed that an elderly woman pitched a fit when airline employees informed her that she could not bring her emotional burro on board the Nuevo Laredo to Hong Kong flight. The wo…
A male passenger on an airline flight from Helsinki to Bangkok at the weekend has revealed how he was "mesmerised" by one of the flight's stewardesses during the airline safety check procedure at the commencement of his journey. The passenger, 56,...
A number of people claim they have seen Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House of Representatives, at one of the Washington D.C. gas stations. She was either talking to vehicle owners, asking them if they were heading towards Central Asia, or hold...
Disaster was narrowly averted today when the pilot of a British Airways Jumbo Jet mistook a school playing field for an airport runway, and landed his flight on it. The flight, BA296, from Chicago to London Heathrow, should have been 2 miles farth...
On October 13th, a Colorado man jumped out of an airplane to go skydiving with his wife, saying that he could fly. Moments later, after numerous attempts, his parachute malfunctions. Tragically, the outcome was fatal. His wife commented on his be...
Due to a glitch in the TSA's Delay Performance System, Trans American Flight 209 left the gate on time, took off, and landed at its intended destination on time. "We are looking into this situation. We take delay tactics very seriously, and if ou...
A Jet Blue flight to LA landed at Albuquerque's airport after passengers panicked over a bad smell in flight. The crew quickly determined that Nancy Grace had let a stinky fart rip, but under new anti-terrorism guidelines, the plane was diverted to A...
Abu Dhabi, UAE - An American woman aboard Etihad flight 311 caused a security incident on Monday when she asked crew members to remove most of the other passengers. According to sources, the unnamed passenger became nervous when she heard other pa...
BILLINGSGATE POST: With Washington State legalizing the possession and growing of pot, aircraft manufacturer Gunwing announced that workers in their assembly facility in Everett, Washington would be allowed to smoke pot on their breaks. Although th...
Pyongyang, North Korea Since accepting the invitation of Kim Jong Un, evil dictator of North Korea, to visit his country, pop star Justin Bieber appears to be happy, taking selfies of himself with Kim's handmaidens, and horseback riding with the port...
NEW YORK CITY - LaGuardia Airport officials have told passengers not to worry as they have made arrangements to provide each boarding passenger with a snow shovel. Shayla Spinfiggle, 32, spokeswoman for LaGuardia Airport stated that the idea has b...
Justin Bieber's personal plane -that was headed to New Jersey for the Super Bowl - was held at Teterboro Airport on Friday afternoon under suspicion it was carrying marijuana, other drug phernalia, law enforcement sources said Friday evening. The...
SAN FRANCISCO - Word filtering out of Apia, Samoa is that the nation's airline Trans Samoan Airways has just implemented a new ticket pricing system. Uplulino "Timmy" Gabanua spokesman for the airline stated that after an eight month study the air...
MINNEAPOLIS - Jessica Bennett, mother of 19-month old Jonah Bennett, is thrilled that the man who slapped her baby could end up serving one year in prison. Mrs. Bennett spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that Joe Rickey H...
Here, after a slight delay, the pulse-pounding second chapter of Clyde Crudwell's bestselling Skank 109!: "Sir?" A man's nervous voice rang out in the eerie hollowness of the airplane hangar. "Yes, second lieutenant, what is it?" came the reply from Second Brigadier Bombardier Admiral Benton Onton-Voss. "That man you were just talking to, the civilian." "Ye...
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