West Side Bernie Madoff all the rage for Kentucky Derby

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 2 May 2009

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West Side Bernie Madoff seen here in blinkers

Churchill Downs - (CIA Trojan Whorse Ass Mess): Stalking whorse extraordinaire West Side Bernie Madoff can win today's 135th Run for the Guns 'N' Roses to redeem all those missing $$$ billions lost in the eponymous Ponzi scamster's Mossad pension fund honeypot.

Kelly Breen's 35/1 shot has drawn the No# 1 stall position and is fancied to take the spoils ahead of big time FBI fancies 50/1 Nowhere to Hide and 3/1 chance I Want Revenge.

Internet spread betting index Aintgottaprayer.con has reported a 'Wailing Wall of money' for the equine glue factory reject following the betting demotion of Dubai contender Regal Ransom(e).

Frankie Dettori is quarantined to Newmarket's 2000 Guineas meeting today after testing positive in the swine fever pandemic.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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