Bills "Bing" Bangs Google into deadly cyber warfare

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

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Bills "Bing" will cause "Big Bang" as Google "Hacks" back!

Googling will soon become Jurassic as Bing Bangs Google into outer "Cyberspace"

Bill Gates and his "Bing Machine" has thrown down the gauntlet to Google and their monopoly is now in massive danger.

Google will not take this lying down and have hired top hackers, Gene Nerdcracker and Jeremy Matraxechopper to infiltrate Bills Bing and infect it with evil-cyber-cruncher-viruses

The world is in danger of a total Internet apocalypse if the two warring sides lock antlers and start bombarding their search machines with deadly viruses.

The infamous South Park episode will come back to haunt the world, aeroplanes will fall out of the sky, nukes will drop on Russia and China, Jesus will slay Bin Laden, Porno Stars will be "Spunked" in the dark and the world as we know it will be screwed!

Bills "Bing" will cause Third World War, Sir Richard Branson will run for his "Space Traveller" with Bill steering + his dog and a Big Mac and look back as planet earth disintegrates.

God will peer from his lofty heights with The Elephant Man by his side and sigh, "We warned you all!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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