Lose 175 Pounds in 2 Days!

Funny story written by P.M. Wortham

Monday, 24 November 2008

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The miracle diet made famous by Hollywood celebrities is now being released to the public and it is guaranteed to remove 175 to over 200 pounds of useless fat in as little as 5 days. Using the proven and tested techniques outlined in the offer below, you will be uplifted and energized as soon as the Miracle "Shipping Diet" is complete two days later.

For a one-time cost of only $139, or 2 easy payments of $74.50, you will receive our detailed instructions and 2 "Miracle Tablets" to start you on your way to a better, more positive, energetic life. Once you dissolve the Miracle Tabs into a cup of coffee or any fruit juice, just get your useless husband or boyfriend to drink it. Call the provided toll free number immediately and a pre-paid and pre-addressed heavy duty shipping container will be delivered to your doorstep. Pile those unneeded pounds into the crate and we pick it up the same day for shipping to where? Who cares!

Once your useless fat wakes up from the "Miracle Tablet Mickey", he'll be well on his way to a remote island paradise without the hope of a rescue, where bananas and coconut milk are the daily fare. Out of sight, out of mind, and you're on your way to a worry free existence. Best of all, it's Eco-Friendly! Think of the food no longer consumed en-mass! Think of the reduced carbon footprint! You might actually get to use the remote control!

Call for the Miracle Shipping Diet today! Works for any spouse, boyfriend, and/or girlfriend, and just in time for the Holidays!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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