Gorgon Brown, the ultimate Sub-Prime Minister

Funny story written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 14 May 2008

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Sub-Prime Monster Gorgon Brown today

City of London - (Ass Mess): The Sub-prime Council of UK Mortgage Squanderers has named Gorgon Brown as the ultimate disaster Prime Monster after government leaks showed the UK property market to be 100% inflated above its actual book worth.

A SCUMS' spokesman said today they feel badly let down and want a whopping great big secret handout to keep quiet about the whole busines.

As Chancellor of the Exchequer Brown financed rubbish Labour Party ID Card legislation attempts by stealing over £100 billion in UK property assets.

This pushed up prime London real estate prices to stratospheric proportions and enabled Ken Livingstone's bastard brats the Candy brothers to squeeze gas-rich Qatari royal (sic) family members into buying up key sites.

The landmark sites' legal owners have watched with a serious sense of deja-vu as US sup-prime lenders then doshed up the British institutions on whom they wanted to dump their usurious dodgy loans.

Twelve months later and the financial equivalent of Hurricane Katrina unches ever nearer to the Shitty of London.

Chancellor Alistair Darling is the son of a Shirley Porter gerrymandering mobster.

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