Financial markets have responded quickly to the poor performance of the Credit Crunch.
"It just doesn't fill me up like traditional cereals such as Cheerios or Wheeties" said one trader.
Credit Crunch are considering updating their packaging and including a free gift to entice new customers.
"We have a forthcoming promotion including a secret foreclosure ring in every box" said a company spokesman.
Credit Crunch, is currently endorsed by current Deer Hunting Champion Hilary Clinton.
She was quoted as saying " I will do everything I can to save the Credit Crunch brand. As my daddy, Martin Luther King, once told me 'We all live in a yellow submarine'."
