In a surprise move, the Jews sold their controlling interest in the International Financial Conspiracy to George Soros.
In the past there appeared to be some conflict between the billionaire investor and the sons of Abraham, but the details of this transaction suggest otherwise. Soros and the Jews had engaged in talks for several years regarding the possible acquisition.
Soros said the deal would help him diversify his portfolio, while the Jews said they wanted to focus on their core competences in entertainment and journalism.
Critics of the transaction were quick to voice concern. Aryan Nation claimed that Soros is really a Jew so this is no change. Al-Qaeda, through an Al Jazeera broadcast, said it would sue in French courts to stop the transaction.
President George W. Bush also weighed in, saying that he would review the matter to see if it would have any adverse material impact on the Iraq War, antitrust issues, or if he could find any other way to screw Soros.
