From the inferno hot flames of Zimbabwe comes the latest in World Democracy: Robert Mugabe has been disguising himself as a sheep in Satan's clothing - but truth is that it was no disguise.
According to the Discovery Channel they have revealed - HE IS SATAN. Evil experts have stated that throughout history, no one has ever fooled the world so masterfully since the death of the Master of all disguises "The Saint".
Robert Mugabe has taken the characteristics of the most notorious people in history and transferred, indoctrinated and injected himself with their venom. SSSatan in the flesh!
Secret documents were discovered under Mugabe's pillow detailing how he managed to pilfer, embezzle and pocket the atrocious victorious actions of:
- Adolf Hitler
Josef Stalin
Tzar
Idi Amin
George Bush
Bill Clinton
J R Ewing
Queen Mary
Rasputin
Attila the Hun
Pol Pot
Prince Charles
Tsunami
Camilla Bowles Parker
Monsters Inc.
Simon Cowell
Howard Stern
K. Fed
Mr T.
Bin Laden
Big Bad Wolf
Evil Stepmother
Snow Queen
Relatives and close friends have advised Mr Mugabe to escape and hide in Iraq. Anyone associated with Satan, alias Robert Mugabe, in deed, action or look will be ostracised immediately and live in the new age hell for all eternity - Zimbabwe!
