Robert Mugabe - The New Age Devil

Funny story written by Ana Ward

Friday, 30 March 2007

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Latest siting of Satan alias Robert Mugabe

From the inferno hot flames of Zimbabwe comes the latest in World Democracy: Robert Mugabe has been disguising himself as a sheep in Satan's clothing - but truth is that it was no disguise.

According to the Discovery Channel they have revealed - HE IS SATAN. Evil experts have stated that throughout history, no one has ever fooled the world so masterfully since the death of the Master of all disguises "The Saint".

Robert Mugabe has taken the characteristics of the most notorious people in history and transferred, indoctrinated and injected himself with their venom. SSSatan in the flesh!

Secret documents were discovered under Mugabe's pillow detailing how he managed to pilfer, embezzle and pocket the atrocious victorious actions of:

    Adolf Hitler
    Josef Stalin
    Tzar
    Idi Amin
    George Bush
    Bill Clinton
    J R Ewing
    Queen Mary
    Rasputin
    Attila the Hun
    Pol Pot
    Prince Charles
    Tsunami
    Camilla Bowles Parker
    Monsters Inc.
    Simon Cowell
    Howard Stern
    K. Fed
    Mr T.
    Bin Laden
    Big Bad Wolf
    Evil Stepmother
    Snow Queen

Relatives and close friends have advised Mr Mugabe to escape and hide in Iraq. Anyone associated with Satan, alias Robert Mugabe, in deed, action or look will be ostracised immediately and live in the new age hell for all eternity - Zimbabwe!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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