Bush Withdraws Swifty Sam Fox as Belgian End Dive!

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 30 March 2007

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Swifty wouldn't know a swift boat if it docked on his endive

Swifty Sam Fox was on his way to the embassy in Belgium in an all expenses paid ambassadorial appointment by Not-so Swift George Bush as pay back for his bankrolling of the vicious "Swift boat" attack ads that helped to sink the Kerry campaign. In a leaked communique President Bush was outed as blatantly rewarding "Foxy" for his financing of the Rove-engineered distortions of John Kerry's widely respected military career.

Bush defended his choice for Belgium envoy: "Look most of my appointments have been political or personal favors. . . why jump all over foxy? It's not like Belgium is some politically sensitive place! What are we guarding the price of chocolate, waffles or endive?! If a place has no oil why should anybody care who the ambassador is?!"

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