The McDonalds menu food items department is always working overtime, and they have just come up with the latest food item addition. A spokesperson for Mickey D's said that their test kitchen in Cicero, Illinois, has come up with their latest and g…
An octogenarian man named Barsninio Barkweather, 88, living in Poughkeepsie, New York is suing the Happy Times 16 Theater Complex located inPoughkeepsie. According to Barkweather's attorney, Della Frumpwax, he was sitting in Theater #13, eating po…
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) –The commissioner of Major League Baseball Rob Manfred spoke with Margarita Mixx with the Wild Whispers News Agency and he made her aware of the latest development in the Land of The Popcorn-Flavored Baseball Bats.
HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Executives with five major movie theater groups in the United States are stressed-out over the fact that no one is going out to movie theaters. The Herculean 14-Movie Theater Complex, in Cleveland, reported that, last w…
SAN ANTONIO – The Davy Crockett Movie Theater Multiplex in San Antonio, opened its doors for the first time in weeks. A crowd of movie-goers, estimated to number about 17, quickly filed in. Ruby Jo LaGrange, 24, was the first to go in. She was...
The Met Office has confirmed that pollen levels are currently the highest since records began. Recommending a state of emergency, they revealed that in some low lying areas people are struggling to get outdoors through a viscous fog of pollen and...
TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers ownership is embarrassed at the teams 0-8 record. Attendance to the games has drastically fallen and the team owners are frantic at the prospect of losing money. One of the Tampa Bay cheerleaders ca...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The management of the Major League Baseball Washington Nationals has been approached by a group calling itself The Anti-Wave Alliance. The alliance chairman Abner "Spitball" Dinkinbrewski, 27, told the Nationals organization tha...
Many nutritionists have known that the day would come when sweetcorn was eventually removed from the Official Food List. "It has the nutritional value of a plastic carrier bag," said Gillian McKeef, nutritionist to the stars. "I'd rather eat rabbi...
Fort Detrick, MD - According to scientist Dr. Orncay Olehay, a drought ready strain of corn has been developed that requires less water to grow. The recent devastating drought in the corn belt of the USA inspired this invention. The new corn prod...
Archaeologists have discovered that an ancient Peruvian tribe living along the Pacific coast was munching on popcorn thousands of years ago. The discovery was made last Thursday by Sir Percival Blick of the British Museum when he raped and pillage...
NEW YORK CITY - Over two billion world wide viewers saw the seductively sexy Cameron Diaz hand-feeding some popcorn to her boyfriend Alex Rodriguez during this years Super Bowl XLV. Wentworth Goldenbaum, an advertising executive with Act IV Popcorn, stated that he was home watching the game in which the Green Bay Packers defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-25 and suddenly Cameron was shown on t...
A large box of popcorn sells for about $5.00 in Israel theatres. Carmel Shama, an Israeli lawmaker, thinks that this is outrageous because it is delaying puberty rites for Jewish children who cannot afford to pay this exorbitant price. It is cu...
You would have thought Oprah Winfrey would have caught on by now but she's fallen for it again. This time the author, Ms. Prissy Henpecker, the author of "The Snake In The Popcorn Bag" had sat right there in front of Oprah, the audience and ten zillion television viewers and swore that the she had actually went on a date when she was 16 to a movie theater with one Leon, a snake handler. Th...
Hollywood, California - Movie theaters not only are asking patrons to turn off their cell phones, but now days they are prohibiting them from popping corn with them as well. The new policy comes on the heels of a popular YouTube video showing cell ph...
Popcorn lovers are shocked to learn that their snack of choice may not be as healthy as they had thought.
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