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Funny story: NHS Crisis as Pollen Levels Hit Record High

NHS Crisis as Pollen Levels Hit Record High

The Met Office has confirmed that pollen levels are currently the highest since records began. Recommending a state of emergency, they revealed that in some low lying areas people are struggling to get outdoors through a viscous fog of pollen and...

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Funny story: The Winless Tampa Bay Buccaneers In An Effort To Bring In Fans Plan To Have A Free Popcorn Game

The Winless Tampa Bay Buccaneers In An Effort To Bring In Fans Plan To Have A Free Popcorn Game

TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers ownership is embarrassed at the teams 0-8 record. Attendance to the games has drastically fallen and the team owners are frantic at the prospect of losing money. One of the Tampa Bay cheerleaders ca...

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Funny story: Washington Nationals Fans Vow To Do Away With The Wave

Washington Nationals Fans Vow To Do Away With The Wave

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The management of the Major League Baseball Washington Nationals has been approached by a group calling itself The Anti-Wave Alliance. The alliance chairman Abner "Spitball" Dinkinbrewski, 27, told the Nationals organization tha...

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Funny story: Sweetcorn reclassified as a packaging material

Sweetcorn reclassified as a packaging material

Many nutritionists have known that the day would come when sweetcorn was eventually removed from the Official Food List. "It has the nutritional value of a plastic carrier bag," said Gillian McKeef, nutritionist to the stars. "I'd rather eat rabbi...

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Funny story: Aspartame resolves corn shortage

Aspartame resolves corn shortage

Fort Detrick, MD - According to scientist Dr. Orncay Olehay, a drought ready strain of corn has been developed that requires less water to grow. The recent devastating drought in the corn belt of the USA inspired this invention. The new corn prod...

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Funny story: Prehistoric Peruvians Popped Popcorn

Prehistoric Peruvians Popped Popcorn

Archaeologists have discovered that an ancient Peruvian tribe living along the Pacific coast was munching on popcorn thousands of years ago. The discovery was made last Thursday by Sir Percival Blick of the British Museum when he raped and pillage...

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Funny story: The "Voluptuously Sultry" Cameron Diaz and Her New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod Film A Popcorn Commercial

The "Voluptuously Sultry" Cameron Diaz and Her New York Yankees Boyfriend A-Rod Film A Popcorn Commercial

NEW YORK CITY - Over two billion world wide viewers saw the seductively sexy Cameron Diaz hand-feeding some popcorn to her boyfriend Alex Rodriguez during this years Super Bowl XLV. Wentworth Goldenbaum, an advertising executive with Act IV Popcorn, stated that he was home watching the game in which the Green Bay Packers defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 31-25 and suddenly Cameron was shown on t...

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Funny story: Israel To Ban Popcorn Box Sex In Movie Theatres

Israel To Ban Popcorn Box Sex In Movie Theatres

A large box of popcorn sells for about $5.00 in Israel theatres. Carmel Shama, an Israeli lawmaker, thinks that this is outrageous because it is delaying puberty rites for Jewish children who cannot afford to pay this exorbitant price. It is cu...

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Funny story: Oprah Learns That Her Recomended Book, "Snake In The Popcorn Bag" Was Another Hoax"

Oprah Learns That Her Recomended Book, "Snake In The Popcorn Bag" Was Another Hoax"

You would have thought Oprah Winfrey would have caught on by now but she's fallen for it again. This time the author, Ms. Prissy Henpecker, the author of "The Snake In The Popcorn Bag" had sat right there in front of Oprah, the audience and ten zillion television viewers and swore that the she had actually went on a date when she was 16 to a movie theater with one Leon, a snake handler. Th...

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Funny story: Cell Phone Popcorn feature now ban at movie theaters

Cell Phone Popcorn feature now ban at movie theaters

Hollywood, California - Movie theaters not only are asking patrons to turn off their cell phones, but now days they are prohibiting them from popping corn with them as well. The new policy comes on the heels of a popular YouTube video showing cell ph...

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Funny story: "Don't Inhale," Microwave Popcorn Users Are Warned

"Don't Inhale," Microwave Popcorn Users Are Warned

Popcorn lovers are shocked to learn that their snack of choice may not be as healthy as they had thought.

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