Barstuck's to Begin Serving Medicinal Marijuana for Happy Hour

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Friday, 3 February 2012

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Barstuck's Cafe today announced that it will begin serving Medicinal Marijuana in specially selected Barstuck's fitted with small smoking rooms. On the heals of recent trials of serving beer and wine, Barstuck's official said it was just a natural progression.

"We've been trying beer and wine in some key cafe locations and it has been going pretty well, not real well, but pretty well," said Josh Owens, known by some as J.O., "So we said to ourselves, what would really help people to relax and well, eat more, because most people don't like our food that well and frankly its cheap shit, so we make good money on each item."

Barstucks is looking at cafe locations that already allow medicinal marijuana, San Francisco, Argentina, Australia, Cambodia, Finland, (and Canada with restrictions for Canadians who are already too happy). Barstuck's is hoping complete legalization will someday open the doors to packaging and selling of organically grown marijuana at all of its locations.

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