Written by Aspartame Boy

Saturday, 10 March 2018

image for Trump to slap dollars with HUGE tariff
“This is really disgusting. I need more TP. ... No not TPP!

New York, NY - Overheard by the Trump Tower elevator operator, Igbay Arseay, at noon today: a brilliant plan for America to “keep its stuff”.

As reported here, aliens are planning to use their vast hordes of accumulated dollars to buy all America’s stuff, leaving Joe Sixpack to sleep on the street and eat dog turds.

The brilliant solution?

A HUGE tariff on all dollars entering the USA.

A 99.999 percent tariff will be exacted on all dollars entering the USA. This will prevent America from having all its stuff taken by aliens.

Aliens can use gold backed currency without tariff, such as the new Chinese currency.

Trump is expected to sign the tariff as soon as he gets off the toilet.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Dollar, tariffs




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