A guitar once owned by Jimi Hendrix has been purchased at auction by someone from the Trump Family, but no one is sure who owns it. Donald tried to play it and broke three strings until it was taken away from him by the SS. Donald Junior ... no…
Hey everybody, my name’s Moon Butterfly Hippie Goddess, and my pronouns are “Fight the Power!” and here’s a new song I wrote, so sit back and drink your wheat grass chai and think about shaving those legs and cancel anything and anyone who looks at y…
“It’s not about me, man,” is the refrain constantly heard by acquaintances of transparently egotistical but consistently ostensibly humble Nashville musician Freddie Adams. “I don’t give a shit about the chicks, the drugs, the money, the glam. I just...
Ray Winstone Smythe shocked a small gathering at his local pub, the King’s Left Elbow in Chutney on the Fritz, after playing some Ragtime on the pub’s old guitar, and putting the instrument back on its stand. Onlooker Chunky Jumper said ‘It was ve...
Local metal band "Hardly What The Name Indicates" now struggling with identity crisis after being told by fans they were "too predictable," and "not br00tal enough". The band is known for generic blast beats, highly technical arrangements, and impos...
Duane Hyman' s latest album was written with help of spiritualist Cynthia Arbuckle by speaking to the guitarist whilst he was clinically dead. As you will recall, Duane Hyman, guitarist for Megasauras passed away during a recent press conference but...
Ancient Rocker Duane Hyman and guitarist for the band Megasauras held a news conference today at a secret hotel in London at the request of the band's manager Rocky Road. Duane's life commitment has been to take everything to the max. He was the o...
Hipsters, douche-bags, failed musicians, and people without many friends alike need to buy their guitars and fast. As summer rolls around, the beaches of the coasts are going to be flooded with morons, failing college students, hot babes and guys...
Tonight's World Heavyweight Championship bout between Eugene 'Swarfega hands' Smalls and Louis 'The Lepor' Trunks ended in farce as Smalls attempted to strum the tune to 'The Ballad of Richard Nixon' by John Denver and Trunks began some kind of upsid...
Although there area lot of similarities between the two, both depending on the internet and in their teens, Lloyd has learned from some of Bieber's mistakes by hiring a Promoter first and planning the release of his songs several months in advance.
BOISE, Idaho - Bon Jovi performed at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise, and afterwards the band's leader sat down with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine. He informed her that after months of rampant speculation he has finally made it offi...
HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora left the band to deal with what he called very personal problems. Jon Bon Jovi was asked to comment on Sambora's departure by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. The New Jersey...
NEW YORK CITY - There has been all kinds of speculation as to why long time Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has left the band. Band leader Jon Bon Jovi has tried to make it seem like it is a personal problem insinuating that perhaps Richie is de...
Charles Philmore, son of lead guitarist Dave "Mr Happy" Philmore of the prog-rock behemoths Purple Cloud, walked free from prison today after spending three of his six month sentence for inciting indolence. Charlie, dressed in knee length buckle boo...
HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home. Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carry...
A local musician has hit out at TV celebrities airing their anxieties on entertainment shows after a new show featuring comic Sue Perkins aired last night. Ms Perkins, well known for radio shows such as Just A Minute and TV extravaganzas The Great...
A local man claims that Saturday will be a day to forget. Mr Gideon Lambrusco claimed to be "minding his own business" when his day just started to unravel for no apparent reason. "I just don't get it," said Mr Lambrusco, 46, of Panfried Garden...
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