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Musician who knows more than three chords, and doesn’t out-stay his welcome shocks small crowd in a pub

Funny story: Musician who knows more than three chords, and doesn’t out-stay his welcome shocks small crowd in a pub

Ray Winstone Smythe shocked a small gathering at his local pub, the King’s Left Elbow in Chutney on the Fritz, after playing some Ragtime on the pub’s old guitar, and putting the instrument back on its stand. Onlooker Chunky Jumper said ‘It was ve...

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Local Death Metal Band Becoming Too Predictable

Funny story: Local Death Metal Band Becoming Too Predictable

Local metal band "Hardly What The Name Indicates" now struggling with identity crisis after being told by fans they were "too predictable," and "not br00tal enough". The band is known for generic blast beats, highly technical arrangements, and impos...

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Megasauras Guitarist Duane Hyman's new album helped along by spiritualist Cynthia Arbuckle

Funny story: Megasauras Guitarist Duane Hyman's new album helped along by spiritualist Cynthia Arbuckle

Duane Hyman' s latest album was written with help of spiritualist Cynthia Arbuckle by speaking to the guitarist whilst he was clinically dead. As you will recall, Duane Hyman, guitarist for Megasauras passed away during a recent press conference but...

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Megasauras Guitarist Duane Hyman returns from the dead

Funny story: Megasauras Guitarist Duane Hyman returns from the dead

Ancient Rocker Duane Hyman and guitarist for the band Megasauras held a news conference today at a secret hotel in London at the request of the band's manager Rocky Road. Duane's life commitment has been to take everything to the max. He was the o...

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Prices of guitars skyrocketing - Buy one now before they cost more than you do!

Funny story: Prices of guitars skyrocketing - Buy one now before they cost more than you do!

Hipsters, douche-bags, failed musicians, and people without many friends alike need to buy their guitars and fast. As summer rolls around, the beaches of the coasts are going to be flooded with morons, failing college students, hot babes and guys...

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Calls For Mandatory Use of Helmets In Professional Boxing

Funny story: Calls For Mandatory Use of Helmets In Professional Boxing

Tonight's World Heavyweight Championship bout between Eugene 'Swarfega hands' Smalls and Louis 'The Lepor' Trunks ended in farce as Smalls attempted to strum the tune to 'The Ballad of Richard Nixon' by John Denver and Trunks began some kind of upsid...

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Is Donovan Lloyd The Next Justin Bieber?

Funny story: Is Donovan Lloyd The Next Justin Bieber?

Although there area lot of similarities between the two, both depending on the internet and in their teens, Lloyd has learned from some of Bieber's mistakes by hiring a Promoter first and planning the release of his songs several months in advance.

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Jon Bon Jovi Has Kicked Richie Sambora Out of The Band

Funny story: Jon Bon Jovi Has Kicked Richie Sambora Out of The Band

BOISE, Idaho - Bon Jovi performed at The Mashed Potatoes Arena in Boise, and afterwards the band's leader sat down with Calcutta Cotton of Music Moments Magazine. He informed her that after months of rampant speculation he has finally made it offi...

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The Truth Behind The Bon Jovi - Richie Sambora Feud

Funny story: The Truth Behind The Bon Jovi - Richie Sambora Feud

HACKENSACK, New Jersey - Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora left the band to deal with what he called very personal problems. Jon Bon Jovi was asked to comment on Sambora's departure by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine. The New Jersey...

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Jon Bon Jovi Dispels The Rumors of Why Richie Sambora Left The Band

Funny story: Jon Bon Jovi Dispels The Rumors of Why Richie Sambora Left The Band

NEW YORK CITY - There has been all kinds of speculation as to why long time Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora has left the band. Band leader Jon Bon Jovi has tried to make it seem like it is a personal problem insinuating that perhaps Richie is de...

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Gutarist's Son says he's learned his lesson

Funny story: Gutarist's Son says he's learned his lesson

Charles Philmore, son of lead guitarist Dave "Mr Happy" Philmore of the prog-rock behemoths Purple Cloud, walked free from prison today after spending three  of his six month sentence for inciting indolence. Charlie, dressed in knee length buckle boo...

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Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

Funny story: Taylor Swift Receives A Valentine Chocolate Bar In The Exact Shape of Her Favorite Guitar From A Famous Secret Admirer

HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home. Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carry...

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Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

Funny story: Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

A local musician has hit out at TV celebrities airing their anxieties on entertainment shows after a new show featuring comic Sue Perkins aired last night. Ms Perkins, well known for radio shows such as Just A Minute and TV extravaganzas The Great...

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Arsenal Against Chelsea Best Part Of 'Day To Forget' For Local Man

Funny story: Arsenal Against Chelsea Best Part Of 'Day To Forget' For Local Man

A local man claims that Saturday will be a day to forget. Mr Gideon Lambrusco claimed to be "minding his own business" when his day just started to unravel for no apparent reason. "I just don't get it," said Mr Lambrusco, 46, of Panfried Garden...

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Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

Funny story: Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Took Rob Pattinson's Guitar

NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart the star of the Twilight series was recently seen at JFK Airport holding a guitar case. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight, Tapioca Swizzle asked the 21-year-old El Lay native where she was headed to. Stewart r...

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Ukuleles Outselling Electric Guitars - So What? Says Local Axeman

Funny story: Ukuleles Outselling Electric Guitars - So What? Says Local Axeman

News that ukuleles are outselling electric guitars has been welcomed by guitarists. The small four-stringed, guitar-shaped instrument is probably best known for being played by cheeky war-time film comic George "Turned Out Nice Again" Formby. Elvi...

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Ghost of Les Paul Visits Pete Townsend of The Who

Funny story: Ghost of Les Paul Visits Pete Townsend of The Who

Pete Townsend, guitarist extraordinaire for The Who, wasn't the first artist to destroy a musical instrument on stage. Jerry Lee Lewis is said to have destroyed a few pianos by setting fire to them, Jimi Hendrix destroyed a few guitars in his short t...

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John Lennon Tribute Guitar Fails To Impress Axemen

Funny story: John Lennon Tribute Guitar Fails To Impress Axemen

Legendary guitar manufacturer Gibson has been slammed by guitarists for its plans to release a John Lennon "signature" model. Asked by Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, to mark his 70th birthday, Gibson plan to release a limited number of specially-built...

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Putin Hacked The Emmys

NBC, ABC, and CBS all claim that Russian President Putin hacked the Emmy Award computers, to explain how unknown, barely-viewed shows on Netflix and HBO could win so many awards.
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