For the first time in recent memory, Satan appeared in public without his devilish goatee. His Evilness—clean shaven and wearing cutoff jeans, a hoodie, and Blackspot Adbusters—was recognized by Helen Gunderssonn, lifestyle editor for the Minneapolis...
Hipster Kevin Wilkes, who has just set up a business sewing mittens together, so that fully-grown adults can relive a tiny amount of their long-forgotten childhood, has had a busy week, for today he is also opening up the first Etch-a-sketch cafe.
Nashville musician Corndog Kramer, front man for the classification-resistant indie band Existential Insomnia, recently wondered if the adulation and praise lavished upon him by the discerning music aficionados who truly get his stuff, together with...
Demand for old mattresses "full of fleas" has soared in recent months in the infamously hipster Dalston district in northeast London. Imported from north Manchester, the increasingly expensive showpiece is now regularly seen on balconies throughout t...
San Francisco, CA - It has been a good, long ride for the waxed mustache set, but it appears that there might be moth holes in the secondhand fabric that is keeping this trend together. We talked to a well-pierced waxy named "Scat-Cat," who claimed t...
Hipsters, douche-bags, failed musicians, and people without many friends alike need to buy their guitars and fast. As summer rolls around, the beaches of the coasts are going to be flooded with morons, failing college students, hot babes and guys...
Mark Anderson isn't your typical hipster. He doesn't drink flat whites, because that's what all the other hipsters drink and he's a lot more alternative then that, admits Anderson. The first rule of being a hipster, is to not admit that you're a...
A journal recently discovered by historical researchers from the Institute of Hipsterism at the London Academy of Social Sciences reveals that Adolf Hitler originally grew his distinctive mustache as a joke. "I have adopted the most comical of mousta...
Reporters recently interviewed two middle aged dudes hanging out, outside a hipster music venue after overhearing them make fun of the patrons. One of the 40 something generation X-ers stated, "You know what though? I just realized something. Bac...
A patron at a local bar, a self proclaimed "redneck," recently got into a heated discussion about politics with what many people would describe as "hipsters." "I was just tryin' to relax, bout ta start in on ma' eighth PBR," said Vern McDern, "the...
MIAMI, OH--Replete with its multiple posters of Michael Jordan and Spud Webb, Super Nintendo, GoldStar TV and vinyl copy of Dr. Dre's The Chronic, Miami University sophomore Nick Mostey indisputably has the coolest dorm room on campus were it the yea...
Russell Moody's hipster friends had always found it tough to pinpoint Russ's musical tastes. Russ, a longtime resident of Greenpoint, Brooklyn, generally told his buddies he liked "such a crazy range of music" that it was impossible to categorize in...
LOS ANGELES - A fake security update for Apple Mac has hit 100% of all Mac. Rod Jennens, was hit by the 'update'. "Man," he said, "Dude, I'm like, not able, to like, access my, like blog, man. I wanted to, you know, like, rant about the corpora...
BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Spoofer Inhopeless today, was found to be absolutely ironic today after his spoofs were suggesting he was being post-modern. "You see," said Erskin Quint, a fellow spoofer, "it appears that he has written self-referential articl...
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