Bagpipes With Tyre Inflator Attachment Tested By Ice Road Truck Companies

Funny story written by Auntie Jean

Friday, 18 July 2014

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Sporran warmers being dropped by emergency services in icy conditions

The best thing since sliced bread was unveiled today at a Franchise Exhibition in Chicago. An attachment the size of a USB pen drive which slots into the mouthpiece of a set of bagpipes has put an end to potential roadside flat tyre misery.

The device, invented by the inventor of sliced bread, Mr. James Mc. Dison has been granted worldwide patents. It has been tested in extreme conditions by Ice Road Truck Companies in Alaska.

Franchises for distribution have been allocated to major Scottish Accessory dealers across the U.S. and Canada. The need to clutter your trunk up with air pumps and compressors has now gone, due to yet another " thinking out of the box" invention by the Mc. Dison brothers, who incidentally are not related to James Dyson, the inventor of the Dyson Hoover. Included with the attachment on all Canadian sales is a USB sporran warmer to de-ice windshields with.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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